With week one of the NFL season in the books, there were many impressive performances from the Quarterback position. What makes a QBs performance impressive? Is it passing yards? Touchdowns? No turnovers? All of those things are important, but the most important thing is efficiency. Today we look at Jay Cutler's form and show you why he is the most efficient on-field cigarette smoker in the NFL.
Jay Cutler is the only player in the NFL who has a cigarette pocket on the front of his jersey. Now the pocket is 2 inches below shoulder length on the left side of his chest. He takes his right arm and bends at his elbow to a 55 degree angle across his chest. He removes the pack from his pocket at a speed of 8.2 miles per hour with a flight time of 3.1 seconds. The standard for holding a cigarette between your fingers is about 90% out and 10% in your mouth, but jay only leaves 85% out and 15% in, which allows him to be more efficient by enjoying more of the cigarette flavor. Then after placing the pack back in his pocket at a speed of 7.2 miles per hour and a flight time of 3.7 seconds, he lights the cigarette at a speed of 15 miles per hour. Once the cigarette is lit, he lifts his head up 78 degrees while raising his right eyebrow 1/4 of an inch and tensing his face to deliver that famous Jay Cutler douchey glare. All of these things enable Jay Cutler to be the most efficient on-field cigarette smoker in the NFL.
Join us next time as we honor the career of a former dunk champion and tell you why he had such a great career.
Another incisive report, J-Smoove. Just some quick questions: which brand does Cutler smoke? Filtered or unfiltered? Regular, light, or menthol? Which is the preferred cigarette of NFL quarterbacks? Does the brand of cigarette affect the efficiency of smoking at the quarterback position? I really need answers because I think this new knowledge could really impact my fantasy team going forward.
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